sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

semenprincess:

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

asshole4ever

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

au8:

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All I can think of when I look at the last one is

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